Water Computer Love? You get what you pay for

So , in October I decided to join a free online dating site. It doesn't matter which one because I do not wish to be sued for defamation. I don't want to have to give away  half of the nothing I own.  Seriously, I decided it was a very long time since I had enjoyed the company of a gentleman and thus , I was going to join a free online dating site. I heard  about it from a friend who's friend was on it , so I said why not? Given my hectic work and graduate school demands the only men I was meeting were my clients and  a few male  colleagues which is just a NO-NO  all around. Anyway, the first guy I met, immediately asked me out. I was nervous as this was my first online experience. Long story short, he asked for a pic of my posterior- NEXT!

I then  met another guy  who was nice however, never picked up his phone but was a serial texter . In my crazy mind, I believe he must not be the person in the pictures Ive seen.  So I stepped in the name of love.

There were a barrage of guys asking for pictures of my naked body,  and female parts. There were others that were extremely racist and assumed that just because I was black , I was giving up the goods , no strings attached .. GROSS, YUCK ,  kootie boys. 

I met a nice one , but he does not have the same aspirations, ambition or drive that I do so, why waste any one's time. 




I met others in between that however, It just did not seem right. Then I met the last guy as I was deleting my profile. I deleted it and kept talking to him.   He had a job, a car, was attractive and seemed to genuinely want to be in a relationship (well , that's what I thought). My only gripe with him was that he went to strip clubs however, realistically speaking , what man hasn't ? In any event, I was happy speaking to him . He would call and text regularly .  Reportedly , he was a teacher .  So after about a month of talking on the phone we had said pre-date.  The pre -date went well. The next night we spoke on the phone.   He told me I was beautiful and he had something to tell me . He said that the reason why he was in my area was because he was collecting money. I thought well, maybe a friend owed him some money.  WRONG!He then went on to tell me the most shocking thing ever.  He told me  he was a pimp  and that  he would like me to be his next prostitute.!!!!!!

I was HORRIFIED . What  about me said  prostitute? I mean I know , when I went to see him, I was completely covered up, I pretty much am respectful and I did tell him I had a job. Then I thought, will he ever quit trying to recruit me?  Then I got angry and wanted to curse him out with the curse words in every language I know foul language in (there are quite a few; water is a diplomat on the low) and tell him where to go . I then thought about what I could say to get him to not speak to me ever again  as I really was grossed out.   as I weighed the options I came up with ,  I had more going for me than what is in my pants.  He said "oh" as if this was ludicrous . He then said he was going to call me back. I decided to text him. I said if you are what you say you are please leave me alone . I understand people must make a living , however I do not wish to be apart of that. 

I thought to myself, what on God's earth is going on with these men?! Why is it that the filth is  drawn to me? I guess I am in search in computer love and the men  I have been attracting want  a computer  F* . Excuse my vulgarity.  Anyway I guess , you get what you pay for and  right now, I need to recover from being  recruited as a prostitute so I will be on break for a while. Next time, I'm paying. Sheesh!